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RCulver wrote:

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what I would like to know is.....how the delivery was done?

Richie, the delivery was a carnival of absurdity. Bigtime.

While looking for the Delta Dash building I stopped and asked some slack jawedvaledictorians where it was. They said they've never heard of her. Elsewhere, an easy four hundred pound woman with a toy dog lodged in a neck fat roll told me to try a ways down the road. A ways down the road, a trucker told me it's in the Virgin Airways building. That makes sense,* I said and thanked him. On the way back up I get the first (outside of those damn speed cameras) moving violation ticket in TWENTY YEARS when I make an illegal left RIGHT IN FRONT of a cop. Half an hour later and markedly poorer, I enter the Virgin Airways cargo building parked about six feet from where I was when I first asked the valedictorians for some help. Inside, I give the airway bill number to a rising star and he says to wait for around twenty minutes and goes to lunch. An hour later I am having words with the manager as he wants me to sign the "received in good condition" waver and I say I am not signing a damn thing till I see the boxes and go %$##%#%#%%*(**&^^ yourself and the fat lady's dog too and &*(^#$@*....this cornhole trainwreck......*()(*^#$%....is pathetic even by Romano standards..&*^&#$@)%!& I need to see these boxes NOW. Turns out the two boxes have been sitting there for about an hour needlessly. I sign the waver and leave and call Greg with the arrival news.

The next day, I drop my wife off at the same airport and lose my cell phone on the pavement where it is promptly crushed. It is indeed awesome being me, I assure you.

--jb

* Actually no, it does not.